I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Randomize
