of course. lets lasso hookers.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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