Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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