the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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