Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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