she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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