are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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