is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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