Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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