I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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