Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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