Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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