Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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