Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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