if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I still have a little drunk in my system
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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