Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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