Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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