Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
