you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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