O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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