She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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