I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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