I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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