I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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