hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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