I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You left your underwear on the fireplace
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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