thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize