stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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