I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Everything about him screamed your future.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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