We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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