This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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