i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
