ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
They left me at home... I'm a liability
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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