I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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