I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We have started to decorate penises.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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