I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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