Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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