So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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