based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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