All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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