eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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