Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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