We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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