Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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