just tell him i said nine months
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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