Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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