It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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