yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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