Do vagina's smell?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
