so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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