He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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