so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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