I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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