Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Blood and glitter go together right?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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