Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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