Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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